Thursday, August 05, 2004

Still Alive . . .

But mainly posting to my China Adoption News weblog.

posted by Walter at 2:33 AM

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Wednesday, August 04, 2004

Al Qaeda Plot Discovered!

New Terrorist Update: Imminent Plot to Kidnap President Reagan!

A pre-dawn raid of a secluded Al Qaeda training center in Iraq yesterday netted what Homeland Security experts are calling "the freshest terrorist information we have seen to date." The information shows that Al Qaeda has recently developed an intricate plan for kidnapping President Reagan while meeting with foreign leaders at Camp David, Maryland. The plan is said to contain alarmingly detailed information regarding structures, schedules, routes, personnel, security systems, and so forth, even including such details as the brand of toilet paper used at Camp David. "Their level of preparation is far beyond anything we anticipated, though we are completely ready to deal with this," said Tom Bridge, Secretary of the Department of Homeland Security. "While the enemy threat should enough to scare most people senseless," Bridge said, "the American people will be safe as long as stay the course and keep George Bush in office." . . .

posted by Walter at 3:14 AM

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